Oh how we love grandpas or grampies or even gramps. They are weak and easy prey and make great entries into The Notebook.
Ooo grampy!
When I jizzed on your grandpas back and it ran down his ass crack he was asking for seconds. (I know this one was on Ode to Jizz but it was too great to leave out of Ode to Grandpas.)
I gave your grandpa a banana hammock and he sat on your nipple. (Strange...funny...)
Your grandpa butt fucked me and I felt so bad I took scissors to his foreskin until I had enough dick flesh to make a caesar salad. (EXTREMELY FUCKING HORRIFYING!)
We have a very soft spot in our hearts for grandpas, they are one of our favorites aside from grandmas. :-)
May you always be horrified and amused.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Ode to Grandmas
We have a lot of entries in The Notebook that have to do with grandmas, so here is our first Ode to Grandmas.
I butt fucked your grandma and made her suck my shitty cock until she squeeled for air like the evil troll under the bridge.
I am going to turn your grandma into a cyclops because she is going to have my one eye.
I am going to super glue razor blades on the side of my dick and fuck your grandma.
These are just a select few of the great entries we have about grandmas, its going to a grandma fucking holocaust. There will definately be an Ode to Grandmas part 2. Stay tuned!
May you always be horrified and amused.
I butt fucked your grandma and made her suck my shitty cock until she squeeled for air like the evil troll under the bridge.
I am going to turn your grandma into a cyclops because she is going to have my one eye.
I am going to super glue razor blades on the side of my dick and fuck your grandma.
These are just a select few of the great entries we have about grandmas, its going to a grandma fucking holocaust. There will definately be an Ode to Grandmas part 2. Stay tuned!
May you always be horrified and amused.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Ode To Jizz
We have a lot of entries in The Notebook that have something to do with jizz, so here is our first Ode To Jizz.
I am going to jizz so hard I am going to pop a blood vessel in my dick.
When I jizzed on your grandpas back and it ran down his ass crack he was asking for seconds.
Jizz in your moms hand and let her smear it all over her upper lip.
Jizzim in your nostril, it got slung like that.
May you always be horrified and amused.
I am going to jizz so hard I am going to pop a blood vessel in my dick.
When I jizzed on your grandpas back and it ran down his ass crack he was asking for seconds.
Jizz in your moms hand and let her smear it all over her upper lip.
Jizzim in your nostril, it got slung like that.
May you always be horrified and amused.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Shitty Gritty Grandma Titties
Definition:
"When you buttfuck a grandma and right before you cum you pull out and start titty fucking her until you cum all over her chin and then have her lick it off."
This is only a very miniscule example of what we have in this litte red book that we have officially named "The Notebook." There are MANY more to come, check daily for horrific and disgusting updates.
May you always be horrified and amused.
"When you buttfuck a grandma and right before you cum you pull out and start titty fucking her until you cum all over her chin and then have her lick it off."
This is only a very miniscule example of what we have in this litte red book that we have officially named "The Notebook." There are MANY more to come, check daily for horrific and disgusting updates.
May you always be horrified and amused.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Lipover, Titty Rump Roast, Double the Beef
Definitions:
Lipover: Imagine a combover with your vagina lip...
Titty Rump Roast: like a rump roast (because they are delicious) and you eat a titty as such
Double the Beef: Originally said as "I fucked your mom so hard she thought she was getting double the beef". Pretty self explanatory.
These are the things heard here on a daily basis. It started "back in the day" when we were in high school (mind you we're all graduated and attending college now) and we slung insults back and forth while we were stoned or otherwise indisposed. We (the crew) have decided to share our infinite wisdom of horrible insults and puzzling phrases. Things so bad that when said to the opposing party they will look at you with shear astonishment/disgust.
May you always be horrified and amused.
Lipover: Imagine a combover with your vagina lip...
Titty Rump Roast: like a rump roast (because they are delicious) and you eat a titty as such
Double the Beef: Originally said as "I fucked your mom so hard she thought she was getting double the beef". Pretty self explanatory.
These are the things heard here on a daily basis. It started "back in the day" when we were in high school (mind you we're all graduated and attending college now) and we slung insults back and forth while we were stoned or otherwise indisposed. We (the crew) have decided to share our infinite wisdom of horrible insults and puzzling phrases. Things so bad that when said to the opposing party they will look at you with shear astonishment/disgust.
May you always be horrified and amused.
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