Oh how we love grandpas or grampies or even gramps. They are weak and easy prey and make great entries into The Notebook.
Ooo grampy!
When I jizzed on your grandpas back and it ran down his ass crack he was asking for seconds. (I know this one was on Ode to Jizz but it was too great to leave out of Ode to Grandpas.)
I gave your grandpa a banana hammock and he sat on your nipple. (Strange...funny...)
Your grandpa butt fucked me and I felt so bad I took scissors to his foreskin until I had enough dick flesh to make a caesar salad. (EXTREMELY FUCKING HORRIFYING!)
We have a very soft spot in our hearts for grandpas, they are one of our favorites aside from grandmas. :-)
May you always be horrified and amused.
ok so the caesar sald one really messed with me... I eat caesar salad all the time... and it totally just grossed me way the hell out... you guys are vial. But wonderful :)
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