Ode to Grandpas

Oh how we love grandpas or grampies or even gramps. They are weak and easy prey and make great entries into The Notebook.

Ooo grampy!

When I jizzed on your grandpas back and it ran down his ass crack he was asking for seconds. (I know this one was on Ode to Jizz but it was too great to leave out of Ode to Grandpas.)

I gave your grandpa a banana hammock and he sat on your nipple. (Strange...funny...)

Your grandpa butt fucked me and I felt so bad I took scissors to his foreskin until I had enough dick flesh to make a caesar salad. (EXTREMELY FUCKING HORRIFYING!)

We have a very soft spot in our hearts for grandpas, they are one of our favorites aside from grandmas. :-)

May you always be horrified and amused.

Ode to Grandmas

We have a lot of entries in The Notebook that have to do with grandmas, so here is our first Ode to Grandmas.

I butt fucked your grandma and made her suck my shitty cock until she squeeled for air like the evil troll under the bridge.

I am going to turn your grandma into a cyclops because she is going to have my one eye.

I am going to super glue razor blades on the side of my dick and fuck your grandma.

These are just a select few of the great entries we have about grandmas, its going to a grandma fucking holocaust. There will definately be an Ode to Grandmas part 2. Stay tuned!

May you always be horrified and amused.